Jackisms

Jack's catchy song:

Hey Little Baby

Hey Little Baby

Hey

Jack thoughts and sayings:

- Are you a doctor? I am because I made Baby Luke feel better.

- Are you going in the front or the back? I go in the front. You go in the back. ( referring to using the bathroom).

- J: Mom we need to change my shirt and pants.

M: Why?

J: They are just dirty. ( then he looks at his hands and they are dirty)

M: What did you do? Did you touch your poop?

J: Yeah and I wiped it on myself.

-If I wear spanx under my jeans I can wear a pair or two of regular jeans. Jack saw me getting dressed today and says:

J: Mom, you are wearing two pair of pants. Are you supposed to?

- J: This is my mean face. ( shows face ) This is my happy face (shows face)

M: I like your happy face.

J: Mom you like all my faces.

-J: Why are you a girl?

M: I don't have a penis.

J: why?

M: God just thought I would make a really good girl.

J: It is because you are so pretty.